Kenner ALIEN Rehab. (Part 8) – Final Assembly.

Welcome to the last entry regarding Mr. FORD’s rehabilitation. In this entry we wrap up his repairs with a final assembly and comparison images. The condition he was when I received him to how he looks now are dramatic to say the least. His work is finished. Well, almost finished. He’s as good as can be – for now. I simply don’t have all the parts needed to make him complete but that is a task for another time. This effort was a lot of fun! Later I will link all the pages together into a cohesive piece of work and it will be easier to read through the entire eight page article without coming back to the front page. Nonetheless, The final page of Mr. FORD’s restoration is posted and is now live.

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Kenner ALIEN Rehab. (Part 7) – Reattaching the Dorsal Quads.

We’re getting to the closing stages of Mr. FORD’s amazing rehabilitation! This effort is being made to restore him to as good as condition as possible and for him to become worthy of display. We’re almost there. At this point all that remains is simple. His quad dorsal appendages need to be refitted, straightened out and made secure on his back. Not a difficult task.All we need to do is return all four of those “weird tubie things” onto his back. Three of them are broken and will need to be repaired. We’ll do that by using nothing more complicated than a trio of common and easily acquired paperclips. How is this repair supposed to work? Good question. Check out Kenner ALIEN Rehab, Part 7 and find out.

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Kenner ALIEN Rehab. (Part 5) – Attaching a Tail.

Mr. FORD needs a tail! Hah. That line almost sounds like a children’s book title. Well, why not? Considering Mr. FORD is actually a children’s toy, intended for AGES 5 AND UP when he was originally made all the way back in 1979, it’s not all that inappropriate, really.

Anyway, above is the tail Mr. FORD needs to aid him in becoming “feature complete”. Let’s get it fastened in Part 5 of Rehabilitating a four decades old grotesque play thing.

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Kenner ALIEN Rehab. (Part 3) – Working on the Head.

Continuing with our endeavors to have this beat up old sample of the 1979 Kenner ALIEN toy back on his feet, we turn our attention to Mr. FORD’s head. It’s in generally good shape if a bit knocked around and scuffed. There’s also a nasty crack along the right hand side. While it’s now a feature permanently scarring the figure, it is causing other issues that can be fixed. Let’s tackle those.

There are other minor details worth having their attention drawn to. Without too much effort, we should be able to get the head into as good a shape as possible. These old Kenner ALIEN toys are a ton of fun to work with and restore. Let’s get stuck into it which means the third installment of this Kenner ALIEN Rehabilitation Project has been posted.

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Kenner ALIEN Rehab. (Part 2) – Dismantle & Clean.

Success! I was able to remove the screws and dismantle this decrepit old ALIEN toy. Concerns about Mr. FORD not being able to achieve this critical stage have been alleviated. Here he is. Now in pieces, cleaned and off to a great start. You can read the progress of this unfortunate and broken old toy in the latest installment of his rehabilitation, Kenner ALIEN Rehab. – Dismantle & Clean. So far so good; and with the success of the critical disassembly out of the way, we are well on the path to completion and having Mr. FORD standing back on both legs once again.

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Kenner ALIEN Rehab. (Part 1) – Recovery.

I recently had the good fortune to purchase this 1979 Kenner ALIEN toy. Unfortunately, he’s definitely seen better days. To say the least, he is severely beat up, broken, missing parts and is coated in dust and dirt. So what of it. He’s perfect, I say. Perfect that is, for a makeover that will hopefully result in this broken, one legged decrepit old toy back standing back on his feet once again, without the need for a display stand to hold him upright. I’ve also decided to document my efforts in rehabilitating this less than stellar sample, bringing him up to display worthy status. If it is possible. I’ve finished what is (intended to be) the first page of his Kenner ALIEN Rehab. – Recovery. The ultimate goal of this exercise is to have it be the first entry in a much larger article, recording a running written documentation of his restoration. I will publish more completed tasks as we progress.

Let’s see how far we can complete this exercise before it comes to a grinding halt, shall we?

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eBay – Kenner Tongue Part for Sale.

There’s a lower tongue part for sale on eBay right now. The seller wants US$50 for it. The seller will accept a Best Offer. These loose items are becoming difficult to find so despite the asking price, this is great if your vintage toy is only missing this single piece.If you need an original piece to complete your Kenner ALIEN toy, this is an ideal opportunity. Otherwise, US$50 is probably a lot to pay for a small piece of plastic.

Some more parts have become available from the same seller. There’s a functioning ALIEN head (for US$75) and a complete set of dorsal appendages (US$55).

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UPDATED – ImPerfect Organisms: ReAction Alien.

I have added this curious item to the ever growing list of ALIEN products released featuring flaws, defects and other anomalous discrepancies. This item is Super7’s ALIEN ReAction figure released as part of the movie’s 40th Anniversary on ALIEN Day, 2019. The item on the left is the complete figure most collectors are familiar while the naked item on the right lacks the black characteristic paintwork which adorns the body. For this reason it has earned its place as a welcome entry among other ImPerfect Organisms here on HIDEOUS PLASTIC.There appears to be an abundance of Super7 ALIEN ReAction figures released featuring a variety of production errors. I’ve been able to document some of them; and more coming. I am thinking I will soon need to split the page dedicated to ImPerfect Organisms into two parts: One page dedicated solely to anomalous Super7 ReJection figures; and another page dedicated to everything else. I can see that happening in the near future.

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NECA – Ultimate Queen Alien.

NECA have announced their latest addition to their long running ALIENS line, the Queen Xenomorph Ultimate action figure. While NECA have already released HRH in a variety of colors appropriate to movies and comics she has appeared in, these have largely been the same sculpt. As this item is part of their “Ultimate” line of figures, this iteration will possibly possess fresh sculpting and improved articulation as such improvements have been regular features in their Ultimate line up.NECA has this to say on their recent Facebook announcement regarding this large size figure, NECA’s most massive and most ambitious Aliens figure ever is the terrifying Xenomorph Queen from the 1986 Aliens film. She stands over 15″ tall and is over 30″ long, with over 30 points of articulation, including a spectacular poseable tail. Bring some of the movie’s most thrilling scenes to life in realistic detail, because the Queen is completely in scale with NECA’s 7″ Alien action figure line. Includes a display stand and two different interchangeable inner mouths. Shipping is estimated to be in September of this year. No price has been set.

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UPDATED – ImPerfect Organisms: ReAction Alien.

ReJection Figures… I’ve been seeing a lot of these lately and right now it would appear to be ‘Defective ALIEN Action Figures and Toys’ Season. Here’s another one. This item is the Alien Warrior from Super7’s “Xenomorph Collection” wave of ReAction figures, completely disassembled in unopened packet. This is such a wonderful item and a great example of contents gone wrong, exploded into its basic parts. It’s been added to ImPerfect Organisms, the section of this site dedicated to such faulty product items and factory error samples. If you wish to own this item, it is currently for sale on eBay by the owner who was kind enough to provide permission for the use of these photos here on HIDEOUS PLASTIC. Thank you.

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Etsy – Bronze Alien Stooped Statue.

If you’re looking for a near unique, high quality unlicenced ALIEN item then HDCrafts777 has something you will love. This 10 inch tall lost wax cast Alien features the original 1979 Giger’s Dessert Alien in its classic stooped pose and is available on Etsy right now.  It’s cast in bronze, hand polished and carries a nice fat price tag of US$942. This does look like a stunning piece but the price tag isn’t the only limitation you may encounter if you want this item. Only one sample remains in the seller’s inventory. Which means if you want to have an excuse to spend next month’s rent on something else and impress everyone, this is well detailed and accurate metal statuette will no doubt be a great choice! Sure, you might end up being homeless but hey. At least you’ll own a really cool collectible.

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UPDATED – ImPerfect Organisms: ReAction Alien.

ALIEN Day was pretty good this year. Not a great load of announcements but we did see a few game updates and a selection other official announcements. Significantly, we did see a welcome promotional image from Alvarez’s upcoming ALIEN movie. No new action figures or toys were being promoted this year but I’m good with that. After all, we’re probably going to see new fun stuff when that movie and upcoming ALIEN television show are released. That will be some time yet and licence holders are probably already hard at work fulfilling those goals but not yet ready or (more importantly) constrained by NDAs to not make revelations right now. I’m sure Disney’s licencing department is holding the reins close to their chest on this issue right now.

In the meantime, we’ll keep chugging away at our fannish endeavors. Here is the latest addition to our section dedicated to ALIEN product errors, faults and defects. A Super 7 ReAction ALIEN figure in sealed package, missing its clear dome/carapace. Yes, that is correct. This item was packaged missing this iconic head covering body part.This fellow was sealed in this incomplete state. He is now documented and celebrated here at HIDEOUS PLASTIC along with a wide variety of of production error samples we have lovingly labeled as ImPerfect Organisms. Go check ’em all out! There’s some truly “smack my head” messed up samples on display there now.

Thank you Baptiste Coudert for photos of this slightly “wrong” figure. I love it.

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Limited Run Games – ALIEN Isolation.

Looks like ALIEN Isolation for Nintendo Switch is getting the Limited Run Games treatment. Limited Run Games have announced they will be publishing physical copies for the platform in very restricted quantities and in a variety of releases.

ALIEN Isolation is widely regarded as one of the best ALIEN game titles developed. It originally appeared on Sony, Microsoft and PC platforms in 2014. A Nintendo Switch release appeared in late 2019. However, the Nintendo version lacked a physical release. That has now been rectified. Here’s a few words from Limited Run Games, who will be releasing physical versions of the title for the Switch, “Limited Run Games sell on a pre-order basis. Once pre-orders close or our set quantities are sold out, you won’t be able to purchase anymore. Our games are made-to-order and only printed once. We’re not kidding when we say our games are limited. What it says on the tin is what you’re going to get: your very own extra ultra-rare title, of which few in the world exist.” I don’t own a switch but these very limited release items do look sweet. I might be interested in ordering one of the more affordable items to have the game represented in my collection. Pre-orders will commence on May 26th and end 9th July, 2023.

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Steam ALIEN Day Sale.

Steam is currently holding an ALIEN Day sale. This sale includes much of Steam’s current library of ALIEN themed game titles: ALIENS vs PREDATOR (2010), ALIENS Colonial marines (2012) ALIEN Isolation (2014) and ALIENS Fireteam Elite (2021). Also included in today’s sale is the pre-order for the upcoming ALIENS – Dark Descent. Sadly, Rebellion’s two decades old, turn of the century AvP title is not among those games listed in the sale. It’s a great old title, too, that I spent many an hour on. I haven’t played ALIENS Fireteam Elite just yet as I am still waiting for more content to drop to make this title worth the purchase as I’m not an online gamer. I gotta say it, though, I’ve been playing Elden Ring for the past six months and been thoroughly spoiled in this regard. The amount of content present in that title puts just about everything else out there to shame!

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Fede Alvarez Shares New Movie Image.

Director Fede Alvarez has provided the first sneak peak into his upcoming ALIEN movie currently being shot. This “behind the scenes” image appeared on his Twitter account today. Visible in the image is a facehugger grasping a clapperboard inside a moodily lit corridor. The art direction and set design looks like it’s been lifted straight out of ALIEN Isolation. Especially that EMERGENCY console visible at right. A large distinct and recognisable WY logo partially obscured by darkness in the center right of frame also hints at the time period this movie will take place, sometime around the time of ALIENS.

Details of the new movie, with the working title of ALIEN Romulus, are scant right now but it is currently being shot by 20th Century Studios in Budapest, Hungary and produced by Ridley Scott. ALIEN Romulus is not a continuation of the open ended prequel ALIEN Covenant released in 2017 and is expected to be released sometime next year on Disney’s Hulu service. Thank you Fede for sharing this promotional image with us. It’s great to have you recognise and celebrate ALIEN Day with us. Fresh details of Noah Hawley’s upcoming ALIEN television series are still forthcoming.

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ALIENS Dark Descent Pre-order Trailer.

A new Official Pre-Order trailer for the upcoming video game, ALIENS – Dark Descent has been released by Focus Entertainment, today. The game is being developed by Tindalos interactive using the Unreal Engine.

I love video games and and ALIENS so this isometric combat strategy title looks promising. Tension, surprise and response appear to be critical components of gameplay. I’m good with that. We haven’t seen a tactical ALIEN title for around a decade, now. ALIENS – Dark Descent will be available from June 20 and you can pre-order now for Sony, Microsoft and PC platforms.

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eBay – Damaged Kenner ALIEN for Sale.

Occasionally samples of the old Kenner ALIEN toy from 1979 become available but are strictly suitable for parts stripping. One such sample has just been listed. While the chances of getting this damaged toy standing again are remote, he’s still a good source for valuable parts that can be used elsewhere to restore another figure that may be missing such items. Auction commenced at US$15.99, bidding has already started and there’s no telling where this will end.Significantly, both legs on this figure are comprehensively mutilated with the right foot completely severed and the left foot present by barely attached. Such damage usually occurs when the figure is dropped and the force of impact transfers through the ankles. It’s a relatively common form of damage but rarely happens to both feet like this. Repairing such damage and expecting this figure to stand upright again is highly unlikely. Continue reading

Happy ALIEN Day, 2023!

Happy ALIEN Day! Today we celebrate all things from space, covered in slime and wanting to rip your face off with multiple sets of chrome plated dentures. What a day! What a lovely day! For my part in celebrating, here’s a project I’ve been working on for the last six months. This item is a heavily modified 1979 Kenner ALIEN toy. I am pleased to introduce to you, the Crystal Wizard.

Oh, alright. He’s not in possession of any magic wands, spell books or other silly Harry Potter nonsense. He’s just a lovely, “dayglo” coloured happy Big Chap featuring a head to toe full body makeover. Originally painted all white, I have owned this figure for a long time and decided to customise him further. This is the result. Continue reading

ALIEN Day – XENOMOFOS are Coming!

Here’s a minor detail on a project I’ve been working on for the past year or so. I had to take a break for a while so I could manage other RL stuff, but hey. That’s life, right; always getting in the way of having fun? Anyway, getting back on track means this home grown “XENOMOFOS” project is slowly coming together. I am happy to share the parody logo that will appear on packaging for this series of completely unlicenced items dedicated to lampooning and celebrating various aspects of ALIEN merchandising.The first reveal for this project was made around this time last year, on ALIEN Day which makes it fitting to reveal this a year later. I am now looking forward to making further announcements in the coming months. Watch this space. Especially if you are interested in unlicenced knock offs, outlandish bootleg nonsense, satirical takes on collectible phenomenon and really bad junk. Especially really bad junk. After all, it’s Basura – the name says it all.

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