eBay – Pristine ALIEN Box for Sale in Australia.

If you’re not saving for a house deposit, new kitchen, rumpus room extension, bathroom upgrade, new car or some other necessity, another Kenner ALIEN has appeared on eBay Australia. This is the third one in about two weeks, which is remarkable enough. This item however appears to be an unopened sample. Loose Kenner ALIEN toys usually appear on the Aussie service about once every three months. Boxed items, significantly less so. Pristine boxes like this one? It’s about an annual occurrence at best and when they do appear, they demand high prices. This one is being listed for Au$10,000. The seller will accept a Best Offer. I guess that’s nice of them. This is a standard US version of the figure. It is unopened, without any significant marks or creasings on the box. The windows on the front and top appear to be secure and the bright blue package looks rich and free of any UV damage making it look fresh and clean. Items of this quality are uncommon in the US; but they do appear with a fair degree of frequency. This box item is extremely well preserved and will command attention when displayed.

I personally don’t like to refer to such samples as ‘mint’ simply because at least some material degradation during the past four decades is unavoidable. This item isn’t going to be in the same condition it was when it first departed the factory way back in late 1979. None now are. All the contents of this package have aged forty years and there’s no pretending the packaging and contents have slightly altered. The fact remains unchanged these toys weren’t made to last and closer inspection reveals it is possible the right arm may have separated from the figure at the shoulder. A quick email to the seller might be in order prior to purchasing this item to verify this potential issue. This is unfortunate but nonetheless, this excellent package example is going to be the closest you will see one of these unopened Kenner ALIEN toys being in original condition for some time.

Au$10,000 is a high price to pay; but this is a highly sought for collectible in optimum desirable condition. Is it a record breaking asking price for a sealed, extremely well preserved sample being sold in Australia? Nope.

-windebieste.

Kenner ALIEN for Sale in Australia.

It must be ALIEN season in Australia right now. These things are rare in this country and it’s not often you see two of them listed on eBay in as many weeks. This item has just popped up and is being auctioned by the seller with bids commencing at Au$200 and a Buy Now price of Au$320. Not bad asking price for a forty year old toy.This item is in a considerably more degraded condition compared to the previous item listed not so long ago. That item was a full, complete figure with all parts present and a rare Canadian sample. It sold for Au$900. This item is being listed by the same seller but the condition is significantly less feature packed. A lot of parts (5) are missing and you’ll be hard pressed to find any replacements in this country. Nonetheless, it’s still a 1979 Kenner ALIEN and the price is justifiable, even for a figure missing many of its smaller pieces. Someone will be lucky to land this item in Australia and it will be thoroughly worth what they pay for it.

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eBay – Kenner ALIEN Parts for Sale.

Do you need some Kenner ALIEN parts to rebuild a figure? You’re in luck! Some core pieces have become available on eBay. A seller is offering both torso halves (US$74.95) along with a set of those “four strange thingies on its back” (US$59.95). Both samples look good for their age and if you want to build a Kenner ALIEN toy from scratch or simply refurbish one, these are used but decent samples worth considering. There’s a few notes to be made here. All pieces being offered do show some wear and obvious use but the news does get better from here. The torso halves appear to be complete in all important regards. The rectangular socket between the shoulders where the elusive crest (not included in this sale) usually sits is intact. These rectangular sockets are frequently damaged. This one appears to be in good condition, without any obvious breaks or stress damage. There should be four pins inside the shoulders, too. Some are visible in the images provided by the seller and each one I can see is also intact. This is good news as it means attaching the arms to the shoulders for them to be properly supported will be successful.

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Kenner ALIEN Toy For Sale in Australia.

Do you live in Australia and wish to own a 1979 Kenner ALIEN toy? You’re in luck! One is for sale on eBay right now. Kenner ALIEN toys are rare in this country and appear on the service at about once every six months, or so. I know as I live here and do keep a vigilante eye for them. As such, their local scarcity does drive the price up considerably and this one is being auctioned by the seller with bids starting at Au$1,000. These difficult to find vintage toys are sought after by keen collectors in this country and this particular sample isn’t the regular version frequently available on eBay in the US, either. Most samples available on eBay in that country were made in the US while the sample being offered here was made in Canada. It’s considered to be the rare sibling of the US made figure with minor differences throughout. The Irwin Toys action figure is slightly lighter in colour. Other notable differences also exist. The aging of the plastic head dome has caused it to yellow towards a more orange hue rather than the characteristic smoky grey seen on the US counterparts and this is typical of these samples. The finger operated lever on the back of the head lacks the product information details the more common US samples possess. So this item is 100% a Canadian sample as claimed by the seller.

A 1979 Kenner ALIEN toy is a rare piece to find in Australia at the best of times; and this item is the rare version thereof. To top it all off, this item is complete. It displays some wear from age and handling but still boasts all of its original features in intact condition. Irwin Toys produced these ALIEN toys under licence from Kenner and packaged them in bilingual boxes featuring text written in both English & French. These samples were also known to be distributed to international outlets ranging from UK and europe all the way down under to Australia. This just happens to be one of those samples and a great pick up for some lucky bidder willing to part with a four figure sum of money. No box or equally incredibly rare bilingual F/E poster accompanies this sale. I’ll be watching this item closely.

-windebieste.

eBay – Decapitated Kenner ALIEN for Sale.

Some Kenner ALIEN toys have had a rough life. This unfortunate sample for example is available for auction right now on eBay. He is suffering from decapitation which is most likely the result of fall damage. All is not lost as this item can be repaired. Mind you, his problems don’t just end there, either as he is missing all the common parts (head dome, dorsal crest and both tongue halves) but there’s a great opportunity here to restore this victim of misfortune to display worthy status his new owner can be proud of.

While it may be highly desirable to own one of these vintage toys in perfectly preserved condition inside a blue pristine box, these forty year old toys often feature damage of this nature. Samples like this one are perfect for restoration and while it may take time, effort, patience along with some additional cash expenditure to acquire the missing parts this sample needs. Regardless, obvious damage like this can be addressed immediately. Returning severed heads is something I’ve learned to do with great success. This sample can be restored to its former glory simply by disassembling it, recovering the neck stump and refastening it to the head. Glue is an option; but use of adhesives is way down the list of options I would choose to use. Preferably, I would join both broken head parts together using four long screws and an improvised plate inside the head. I’ve done this repair many times, now. It’s not hard and definitely works like a charm to return these old toys to a more complete state, worthy of display. The starting bid of US$125 may be a bit steep, but there’s a good figure waiting here to be restored by the right person that can easily justify that expense.

-windebieste.

Uncensored Kenner ALIEN Logo.

I’ve had some great feedback regarding the updated article posted the other day exploring the uncensored Kenner ALIEN logo. This version of the famous logo appears on the back of the Australian edition of the ALIEN board game. So here, it is. An isolated and clear scan of the black and white image as it appears on the back of the Aussie board game box. This is the uncensored version as it appears on the back of the 2-4 player product item. Kenner never used this unmodified version on any of their own ALIEN product line in the US and it solely exists on the back of the TOLTOYS licenced version published only in Australia. Smaller colour versions of the same uncensored logo also exist on the sides of the box but they don’t scan too well due to their diminutive size.

This censored image is discussed in more detail on the HIDEOUS PLASTIC page dedicated to variants of the 1979 Kenner ALIEN board game. Have fun with this. 🙂

-windebieste.

UPDATED: 1979 ALIEN Board Game.

Today I expanded and updated an older article appearing on HIDEOUS PLASTIC dedicated to one of Kenner’s companion pieces to their notorious 18 inch tall action figure. Kenner’s ALIEN board game was published and released in a number of variants in 1979. The expanded article dedicated to exploring international variants and design anomalies of the vintage children’s ALIEN board game can be found here.

-Windebieste.

KATblog – Kenner ALIENS Mini Dropship.

Ah, first post for the new year! Let’s make it supportive of another Kenner ALIEN enthusiasts efforts, hey. Over at The Kenner Aliens Toy blog, you will find details about Kenner’s cancelled and subsequently re-purposed SPACE MARINE MINI DROP SHIP VEHICLE.Back in the 1990s, this would have been a great companion piece of military hardware for Space Marine Ripley and her fellow troops to combat those pesky xenomorphs, had it gone into production. Thank you Eric Fischer for the insight into this item, which was cancelled prior to full production but ultimately be resurrected as part of a completely different product line at a later date. Great stuff!

We also have a companion article exploring this enticing unproduced Kenner Mini Dropship toy here on HIDEOUS PLASTIC you may like to check out.

-windebieste.

eBay – Kenner ALIEN and Box for Sale.

It’s New Year’s Eve and what’s a delightful lad with a joyous, charismatic personality and a heart full of adventure like myself going to do, tonight? Not much, really. I’m not in a social mood and will just stay at home and mess about on the internet. Maybe I’ll check out some 1979 Kenner ALIENs currently for sale on eBay. Here’s one for US $1,275. This is worth staying home for, right? ...right? Awright. So the truth is I have no social life. So what? Let’s check out this fellow. It looks like a decent figure, complete with all body parts present, maybe a little dusty but this coating is nothing some warm, soapy water and an old tooth brush couldn’t remove. The arms are loose at the shoulders on this old toy but that’s standard considering these sought after vintage toys are now in excess of forty years old and the anchors used to fasten the arms in place are made from neoprene rubber.They’ve long deteriorated and loosening is expected.

A box is included in the sale and it shows some clear signs of aging along with a little wear and tear that can’t be avoided. At least the red insert card is present. That’s a welcome sight as these internal features that aid in holding the figure steady inside the box are often missing. There’s a wonderful piece of documentation affixed to the front of the box in the form of a “LIONEL UNADVERTISED SPECIAL” discount price sticker displaying the original price of US$14.97 reduced to US$7.91.That’s almost a full 50% off the original recommended price. Such price stickers are often present on these toys as retailers attempted to clear huge volumes of unsold stock that nobody wanted four decades ago.

In this regard, it’s kind of crazy to think these old items can now sell for one hundred times the original recommended retail price. Had this box been in better condition and included the poster, then sure. It could easily sell for US$1,497. Doesn’t it make you wish you had the foresight and bought up an entire end-cap pyramid of these unpopular toys from K-mart in 1980 when they were discounted and retailing for less than US$10?

Anyway, Happy New Year to all my friends throughout the world. This past year has been kind of crap. Next year has to be better. Peace to all. 🙂

-Windebieste.

eBay – Kenner ALIEN Dome for Sale.

It’s been a few weeks since one of these head pieces for a 1979 Kenner ALIEN action figure have been available on eBay. One is available now, listed for US$299.99. This is a genuine, much sought after piece being offered here. Nonetheless, if you are balking at the prospect of spending three hundred US dollars on a forty year old piece of plastic for a toy that failed miserably at retail, feel some consolation knowing the seller is willing to accept your Best Offer.Kenner produced an estimated 150,000 18 inch ALIEN toys in 1979, expecting to match the dizzying sales of their previous 3.75 inch Star Wars range of action figures, two years earlier. A target that fell well short of any sales targets and killed off any future for the ALIEN production line, including a proposed production of run of 3.75 inch ALIEN action figures. Most of the surviving 18 inch tall ALIEN toys have since lost these domes with around 90% of them lacking this distinct feature.

These loose domes frequently fetch prices in three figures. This item will end up selling for an amount that will make non-collectors respond in head scratching wonder where the value lies. It’s not a perfect piece, either. Mild and light scratches are present and one of the tabs intended to (inadequately) hold the feature in place has been broken. So, while it’s not in perfect condition, it is still a significant piece that will contribute to fully realising the potential of bringing someone’s currently incomplete Kenner ALIEN toy to 100%.

-Windebieste.

eBay – Kenner ALIEN and Repro Box for Sale.

If you are looking for a 1979 Kenner ALIEN along with a box – but you don’t care too much about the box condition or whether it’s genuine or not – one has become available on eBay. The seller has started bidding at US$49.95. While this listing does include all three critical components – the ALIEN toy, a box and a poster – it’s important to note that only the figure itself is original; and even that item is significantly removed from being in perfect condition. Let’s take a closer look at what’s on offer.Starting with the figure, because it’s 100% the real deal without any reproduction parts present, it does display a variety of flaws but the welcome presence of critical features such as the dome and the dorsal crest add significant value to the figure regardless of any problems it may have. But these flaws are definitely present and it’s worth being mindful of them. Continue reading

eBay – Kenner ALIEN Poster for Sale.

Original double sided B&W posters for the 1979 Kenner ALIEN toy appear on eBay frequently. One has just been listed on the service for US$139.99. These posters are ideal additions to a collection, regardless of the condition they’re in. This listing is a perfect case in point. It is certainly less than perfect condition but its flaws can still be made to highlight its value.

This sample is far from perfect. At more than forty years old now, it’s showing age and displaying marks you’d expect from a document of this vintage. Prominent watermarks, blemishes, stains and other degradations are present throughout the document. While this item is a long way from being considered desirable, this poster can still be displayed to take advantage and maximise its imperfections. After all, the poster lacks tears and other physical alterations. The clear signs of aging may be used to enhance the fact this is a genuine item, especially if mounted on black backing board and placed inside a window frame. Take advantage of this poster clearly showing its age and bring these imperfections to the fore. It then becomes an art object, a scarred survivor worthy of being hung on a wall, to be shown off as an obviously genuine relic of its era. That’s got to be a preferred fate to being stuffed inside a box once again. It is after all, an imperfect organism. Nonetheless, a survivor. Unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of its collectible status.

-Windebieste.

eBay: Classic Kenner Trio for Sale.

Looking for an instant vintage Kenner ALIEN and Star Wars collection? Up for sale on eBay right now are samples of our eternally endearing Alien friend along with a pair of 12 inch buddies, Chewbacca and Darth Vader. Despite the condition of each of these toys being less than perfect, the price tag of US$250 is still damn fine, especially taking into consideration each of these toys are sought after items from popular properties. Briefly, Chewbacca’s arms are both severed and he’s missing other accessories. At least  the left arm is included in this sale. You could probably hunt down a right arm and re-attach them both with little effort. The Alien is likewise features severed arms but again they are easy to return to the figure; which is also missing the ever elusive translucent dome and shoulder crest parts. It’s still an easy repair that will make a display worthy figure despite various other minor flaws including the missing left elbow spur. Darth is simply missing his light saber but includes his black cape, which is often missing from the figure. A great trio for someone to land. Maybe you would choose to be bold and attach the Alien arms to Chewie instead of the bio-mechanical torso they hail from? After all, the longer Alien arms would look quite menacing on the brown furred figure and can be fixed in place with as much effort. Xenowookiee, anybody? I’d love to see a Kenner Wookiee Alien, 2022 edition. Like their 1993 Gorilla Alien, only 16 inches tall.

-Windebieste.

Kenner ALIENS Bio-Data Cards – Full Set.

During the 1990s, Kenner released a series of ALIENS toys that frequently boasted accessories such as 16 page mini comics. Other ALIENS product lines around the world would have different inclusions such as trading cards. A fascinating post has just been made over at Kenner Alien Toy Blog documenting the entire set of “Bio Data” trading cards available to European and US releases. These cards would often feature art images only barely passing for any resemblance to the character/toy they were documenting. For example, both the Bull and Scorpion Alien cards feature the Dog Alien from ALIEN 3, with the Bull Alien version being notable as it has its horns clearly airbrushed on (images above). Many of the cards, particularly those appearing in Series One, display other anomalous features worthy of mention… Bishop with air brushed helmet and visor… That weird Lt. Ripley.

The art is simply all over the place. The weird and wonderful complete set of rare and hard to find trading cards is completely worth checking out. It looks like Kenner really liked that Dog Alien, too, as it also decorates the Gorilla Alien card. Thank you, Eric Fischer for posting this great item.

-Windebieste

eBay – Average Kenner ALIEN for Sale.

Not all Kenner ALIEN toys are equal. That’s for sure. Take this forty plus year old vintage sample currently being sold on eBay for US389.99. At first glance, he looks like a nice clean toy without too many problems. A closer inspection reveals many issues making this sample an average condition item at best. It has all the common pieces missing that help to define this sample as “average”. Gone are the dome, both tongue halves and the crest between the shoulders. Unfortunately, it’s deficiencies don’t end there. This item has been removed from its original condition in a variety of other ways. Let’s check the list. Continue reading

eBay – Shabby ALIEN in Box for Sale.

If you’re planning on acquiring a vintage 1979 Kenner ALIEN toy in a box including the all elusive poster for under US$400, you’re in luck! For your consideration, one such item has become available on eBay for US$375. At this price, it is definitely going to attract some attention. This offer has to be too good to be true, right? Yep. You got it. If you are looking for an item in immaculate or even very good state of preservation, you might like to look elsewhere; but if you really want one on a budget, this is an OK purchase. What exactly is included in this listing? Starting with the figure, it’s in a rough and incomplete state. It’s missing the usual pieces, the dome, dorsal crest and both tongue parts. The upper teeth have collapsed inwards but are likely to be recoverable. As to whether the jaw mechanism still works, it’s impossible to say. Remove and refit those teeth and it may still function. The left arm is loose and appears to be have been re-attached. The tail and legs look to be in decent condition. A little work is needed here, but the figure can certainly be made to become more presentable, albeit incomplete. Continue reading

HIDEOUS PLASTIC. Currency Conversion Discount.

While HIDEOUS PLASTIC is going strong, the Australian dollar certainly isn’t doing quite so well. It’s actually performing kind of crummy at the moment. Especially when compared to the US Dollar. Right now the currency exchange rate is very favorable for residents of the US. Here is the current conversion rate: 1 US Dollar = 1.46 Australian Dollar. Or, to express it another way, purchasing an item from Australia for one dollar will only cost a US resident sixty eight cents.

This means the price for my 2020 published book, HIDEOUS PLASTIC – In stores everyone can hear you scream. is now at a record low price for international purchasers wanting to buy a copy from eBay. The low exchange rate also means a reduced postage cost for international buyers – and that’s good news. While you are checking out the eBay listing make sure you read the buyer feedback.

Of course this means right now is the perfect time to buy a copy. The 300 page full color book details the 1979 Kenner ALIEN toy’s complete forty year history among many, many of its other points of interest in a single volume. The price has already been reduced to half original RRP. The exchange rate is favorable. Stocks are getting low. Christmas is coming. The stars are in line – all the way from here to Zeta 2 Reticuli.

If you live in the US and have been holding off owning a copy of this unique book documenting one of the world’s most notorious and collectible toys ever made, now is the perfect window of opportunity to buy.

But wait. There’s more! I can cut this deal even further. You can completely ignore eBay altogether and contact me directly. I will discount an additional AU$2 off the current AU$30 for anyone wanting to purchase a copy direct from the author. Regardless of where you live globally, just send me an email if you want a copy for as little as AU$28 (plus postage) and still take advantage of the current low international exchange rate. BARGAIN!

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Doing so means a copy will be on its way to you, yesterday. That’s no joke, actually. postage from Australia to the US crosses the International Dateline and I post on day of received payment. So yeah. That’s service you can’t beat, on a unique item not available anywhere else and on its way to you very soon. Have a great day.

-windebieste.

eBay – Unopened Kenner ALIEN Box for Sale.

Looking for a substantial discount on your next Kenner ALIEN purchase?  Well, bad luck. You’re forty years too late. This vintage Kenner ALIEN toy still inside it’s unopened box is now worth a lot more than what it was originally sold for back in 1979. It is now being offered by its seller on eBay for a respectable US$1999.99. This is a fabulous item wearing its curious four decades old Kenner ALIEN toys history prominently on the upper right corner of the box. The discount price sticker displayed on this sample attests to how these children’s toys were originally intended to be sold for US$14.97 only to be later marked down and sold for the discount price of US$4.97 each. The substantial ten dollar clearance sale reduced the original sale figure of the toy down to under five US dollars. This would have occurred sometime during late 1979 (or early 1980s) and is documented on the label. Such discounts were common for these grotesque Kenner toys when they failed to live up to the sales figures of their exceptionally more popular Star Wars brethren. Tens of thousands of these ALIEN toys were sold in this manner mark down sales to clear dead stock forty years ago. My, has their valued climbed once again to lofty heights! Continue reading

Kenner ALIEN Poster for Sale.

Are we having fun yet, kids? How about checking the price on this forty year old B&W ALIEN poster from 1979. Currently, it is for sale on eBay for the hilarious price of US$274.99. Wow. Now that’s funny, hey! It’s got to be a joke, right? Probably not; but it’s worth a giggle if nothing else.Personally, I find this expectation on part of the seller very amusing. While this item is for sale in the US, let’s see how much it translates into currency where I live, in Australia. hmmm… The international currency exchange rate is in an outstandingly bad situation right now, so let’s have a good laugh here… Continue reading

Windebieste’s Winter Workshop.

It might not exactly be Santa’s Workshop, but this was a great evening. Sitting in front of an open fire, assembling old 1979 Kenner ALIEN toys. Ah, this was a fine evening, too. Perched by an old wood heater with a soundtrack provided by Triple J, Australia’s offensive language laden national youth radio station, as supported by the Federal government, restoring ugly ass old toys and returning them at the very least to a semblance of their former splendor. Perfect.

I should do this more often. Sit in my old chair in the middle of winter with a pair of pliers on hand along with three meters of 3mm bungee cord, trimming it down to re-assemble these old toys from disassembled samples and parts. Despite the unbridled nonsense currently taking place in the world and constantly encroaching on us all – that is, war in Europe, a pandemic that refuses to go away and rising interest rates that affect us all – it’s great to just time-out and sit by the fireside and assemble some weird old children’s toys that no one wanted back in 1979.

I’ve become proficient in restoring these wonderful forty-plus years old ungainly children’s play things, too. That assembled sample you see in the image holding a pose with ease? Yeah. He’s a nice piece of work, fressh off the “production line”. The other item you see strewn upon the table, in pieces? Sure. He is now successfully rebuilt and rehabilitated, standing with ease among all the other old Kenner ALIEN toys in my collection. I’ve become efficient at putting these things back together. Fun evening, for sure. Definitely going to do this again before Winter times out.

I did write and publish a book about these old toys. Documenting a complete history of the 1979 Kenner ALIEN toy, it also includes a comprehensive section on how to rebuild one of these nefarious action figures.You can currently purchase a copy on eBay. Published in Australia in 2020. Posted globally. Au$30 (about US$20), plus postage.

-Windebieste.