eBay – Broken, Incomplete Kenner ALIEN for Sale.

UPDATE: Sold for US$200.

Looking for a poor quality forty year old toy to throw US$200 at?  Well, good fortune is smiling upon you! One matching that description is available on eBay right now for US$199.99. Aren’t you lucky?Let’s get this out of the way first. For US$200, you can easily purchase a better sample of the toy than what is being offered here. For what you get, this poor ALIEN toy is horrendously over-priced. It’s easier if we start with the usual suspects. All the pieces commonly missing are absent from this figure; and then some. Gone are the head dome, both parts of the tongue and the crest between the shoulders. Also missing is the tail. The arms are included in the listing, but you’ll need to re-attach those. Everything else is there – but even some of those remaining features on the toy have problems. Let’s take a closer look, shall we? Continue reading

eBay – Kenner ALIEN Dome for Sale.

UPDATE: Sold for US$150. Apparently.

Here’s a nice piece of translucent curved plastic that might be of interest to some people. It’s a genuine loose head covering for a 1979 Kenner ALIEN toy for sale on eBay. It’s being sold for US$150. It’s been a couple months since one of these appeared on eBay. They’re uncommon at best but not to the point of justifiably being called rare. The description on this item is a little scant, “…Great Condition Authentic. Condition is Used. Minor scratches.” but that’s essentially all you need to know what you’re buying. It’s in very good condition and just lacking in a little quality detailing to make it perfect. Pricey at US$150? Sure it is. Then again, these smoky hued things will frequently exceed the US$100 mark when being bid for on eBay at auction. While this “Buy Now” figure sits at the upper price limit the seller is taking offers. Regardless, it’s a safe bet this single, much sought after body part will still sell for no less than US$100. Not bad for loose piece of plastic from a forty year old toy nobody asked for in 1979.

-Windebieste.

eBay – RARE! 1979 Kenner ALIEN for Sale.

UPDATE: Sold for US $261 (4 bidders.)

He’s beautiful and he’s for sale on eBay right now. But is he as “rare” as the vendor would insist you believe? hmmmm… Not really. Even at forty years old, there’s an abundance of these toys constantly streaming onto eBay. There’s a good reason for that. Kenner made a lot of these  things. …and I mean a LOT.The fact these old toys appear with such regularity on eBay is testimony to the conclusion their rarity is an illusion. It is true they are scarce outside of the US. Try looking for one in Australia, UK, Europe or anywhere else beyond the borders of the US and you will have a challenge on your hands. In the US, however, there would appear to be no shortage of them, at all. Yup. Kenner sure made a lot of them to go around in 1979.

This sample is in decent shape, too. He’s not perfect as both parts of his tongue are missing. He’s otherwise complete albeit somewhat dusty and in need of a nice, hot bath. Minimum asking price at auction for this item started at US$155. Typically, there’s already a bid on it. Someone will land this incomplete, dusty old not-so-rare toy. I’d be happy with it at that price.

Rare or not – this sale will climb dramatically and exceed US$200. Easily.

-Windebieste.

eBay – Complete Kenner ALIEN for Sale.

UPDATE: Sold for US$462 (2 bidders).

Here’s a beautiful sample of the 1979 vintage Kenner ALIEN toy for sale on eBay right now. This item is complete and ticks all the boxes. Well, maybe it’s not ticking any boxes that include an actual box; but as a loose figure, it’s a good quality piece. Of course, it is priced accordingly and bidding starts at US$400. Well, it’s a steep start but even at this price, it’s not going to last – even if these ugly old play things aren’t as rare as the seller would like to have you believe.Nonetheless, this is indeed a beautiful figure. All of its features are present and they look terrific. Just take a peek at that excellent glow in the dark paint work! It’s near perfect without chips, scratched or otherwise blemished. It’s pretty clear how this paint pattern on the toy’s face kept children awake at night and they then refused to sleep with these things in their room. Just imagine that face leering at you out of the darkness, glowing green and creepy. Yep. It’s a great toy, huh and this is a wonderful sample. It also includes one of those cheap Chinese metal display stands which actually work very well for around only US$4. Mind you, the vendor has admitted to keeping the upper dorsal crest in place “with a drop of glue since it is always loose”. As these pieces are innately loose, anyway, it may be possible the figure may have some damage to the slot it is being held in – which is very common – and shouldn’t need glue. Otherwise, a really nice figure and at US$400, this listing won’t last long. It’s simply a matter of how high the starting price will climb to.

-Windebieste.

eBay – ALIEN in Box for Sale, Japan.

Here’s a nice boxed toy if you are finding Kenner ALIEN action figures a little scarce at the moment. This one is being sold in Japan for a measly US$3,000. Bargain! Just wait till Mom finds out you spent this kind of money on an old toy, Little Jimi; and the box isn’t even sealed. I can hear the sound of spankings and wailings now. While it’s not unknown for samples of the 1979 Kenner ALIEN toy being sold for over US$1,000, this boxed item in Japan isn’t anywhere near near what is expected from a vintage toy at this price. It would have to be unsealed, in immaculate condition and stored in an acrylic case with profressional toy gradings. This item certainly is not. The vendor describes it as “Used Kenner Alien Hobby Toy Collection With Box Rare.” It’s brief at best and for the asking price, you’d want more details.  …and more photos, too. Let’s take a closer look and determine the real value of this item. Continue reading

eBay – Complete ALIEN for Sale.

UPDATE: Sold for US$340.00 (5 bidders).

Here’s a nice sample of the 1979 Kenner ALIEN toy for sale on eBay right now. He’s a beauty, too. Clean. Complete. Very nice indeed. Auction starts at US$250. CHEAP! Get your bids in now!Taking a look at this figure it appears good with all of his parts present. The dome is clean, tongue and teeth are very complete without chipping of the chrome. The tail is full length and he stands confidently – even on a soft surface like the bed he’s posed on – so we can determine his hip joints are firm. This is a great sample of the toy which can so often be found in substantially worse condition than this. Upon release in 1979, RRP for these toys was US$12.99. They were then later discounted to under US$5 in 1980 due to their unpopularity. Now, unless you’re lucky, you can’t find one in good condition like this for under US$300. This sample is going to be a treat for someone. Just don’t expect it to stay at this lowly starting bidding price of US$250 for very long. This one is going to be fun to watch! It’s just a matter of how high the closing bid on this prize actually climbs to. Wow…

-Windebieste.

The Luminous Legacy of Kenner’s ALIEN.

Right from the very beginning, ALIEN action figures and toys established a long standing tradition of glow in the dark features. The original 1979 action figure had them. So too does more recent collectible tribute items. The Luminous Legacy of Kenner’s ALIEN is an article that explores action figures made in recent years that pay homage to the original Kenner toy. Each one of these items has a direct and intimate relationship with the 40 year old ALIEN toy and each one boasts glow in the dark features making them all contributors to a unique heritage.

Windebieste.

eBay – “Restored” Kenner ALIEN for Sale.

UPDATE: Sold for US$350.

Here’s a figure for your consideration if you want to purchase a vintage Kenner Products ALIEN toy on eBay. He’s being touted as being “restored”, which is fair enough; but is he worth the asking price of US$400? Let’s take a closer look at this reconditioned fellow.This sample of the toy has issues that you’ll want to consider before investing your hard earned cash in. Both the head dome and the upper dorsal crest are reproduction parts. Being facsimiles will immediately reduce the value of the figure. People seeking a Kenner  ALIEN toy want it to be as original and closer to 100% as possible. The high demand exists. It’s one of the reasons people want to purchase these things. There’s a depth of unique history tied to these old toys and while such reproduction parts don’t diminish the history – they do diminish its claim to possess 100% original parts. Why does this matter, anyway? Continue reading

eBay – Kenner ALIEN Toy for Sale.

UPDATE: This item sold for US$255. (2 bidders).

There’s a Kenner ALIEN toy for sale on eBay right now. The figure is broken, missing parts, needs a clean and possesses other issues. The auction for this incomplete, average condition at best sample starts at US$250. It’s nothing unusual at all, really. Sure, his severed arms are being held in place with a rubber band, his left foot is broken, there’s a jagged crack with glue residue on the slot in his back where the dorsal crest is supposed to be and he’s missing his dome. It’s just another normal day on eBay for one of these oversized ugly ass vintage toys. His jaw works, though; and his tongue parts are both present. He stands well, too; which means his hips aren’t loose. That’s a good thing. …but with bidding starting at US$250 in the middle of a pandemic driving most peoples’ concerns towards other matters? Continue reading

eBay – Kenner ALIEN Poster for Sale.

UPDATE: Sold for US$86 (9 bidders).

It’s been about a month since one of these posters became available on eBay. It’s almost like clockwork, and here it is. Another B&W poster from Kenner’s vintage ALIEN toy on eBay. This one is up for auction.  It looks good, too. No holes, dog ears, water marks or other blemishes. This looks like a good sample of the poster.Listed earlier today with a starting bid of US$9.99, four bids have already been made and it currently sits at US$36.00. Not bad for a piece of old paper featuring a forty year old toy few people wanted back in 1979. The auction will last for another four and half days. It will be interesting to see how high this item climbs during the next week or so. Usually, one of these posters will easily sell upwards of US$80, without flinching. Right now, however, we are all experiencing a global crisis of medical and economic stresses. I am curious to see how these current conditions will affect the outcome of this item. Collectors are an odd bunch, though; and this item could still easily sell for over US$100 regardless of the world health drama that continues to unfold around us.

-Windebieste.

1979 Kenner ALIEN for Sale.

An average condition, incomplete and dirty forty year old Kenner ALIEN toy is now available for sale on eBay for the low price of US$3.7995! Wait. Did I get that wrong? Sorry, the decimal placing is incorrect. That price should read US$379.95.This is definitely a rough condition figure for the high asking price. Covered in dust, missing multiple parts and in generally average condition at best, these toys are often found in the wild in this degraded state. Usually, samples in this state are discovered in estate sales, garage finds, under houses and inside dog kennels. Yeah. I know of one such instance where a Kenner ALIEN in similar condition was discovered in a dog kennel. It was fine – just covered in loose fur and leached with dog odor. Nonetheless, this particular sample possesses so many issues it’s going to be hard to justify the price on this item. Lets take a closer look. Continue reading

eBay – Kenner ALIEN Dorsal Crest for Sale.

UPDATE: Sold for US$56 (4 bids.) for a generally lower than usual price.

Here’s another Kenner ALIEN body part for sale on eBay. It’s a piece from the figure’s back and bidding starts at US$49.99. How long will it take for someone to bid on this used piece of old plastic? Well, someone already has. One of these things hasn’t appeared on the service for a month or so, now. So how much will this loose item sell for? It’s hard to say except these pieces are in high demand. Today, many samples of the vintage toy are missing this particular piece and people will throw money at them. As to how much cash someone will spend in the middle of a world wide health crisis accompanied by global economic downturn? Now, that’s an interesting question. Regardless, this forty year old piece of plastic will most likely sell for upwards of US$80. Considering it’s basically already sold at this point, that figure may even be a conservative estimate. It was up until recently.

-Windebieste.

eBay – Kenner ALIEN Head for Sale.

UPDATE: Sold for US$52 (3 bidders)

Here’s a nice pick up for someone. An original 1979 vintage Kenner ALIEN toy head is being auctioned on eBay. These loose heads are listed often on the service, appearing about once per month or two. This one is cheap with bids starting at only US$20, which is good news. The bad news is the head is damaged, broken at the neck and incomplete in other ways. Let’s take a closer look at what’s on offer here.Of most importance, this piece is damaged. The shaft that fits into the figure’s torso is broken away from the base of the neck and the severed stump is not included in this sale. This is important because if you want to affix this item to a torso, it will be difficult to do so. If the severed stump was included in the listing, you could screw the matching pair of pieces together and make the head whole again. This is quite easy to do. Unfortunately this loose piece is not included in the listing so you’ll need to use some other less reliable method to re-attach this noggin to a headless body. Aside from this notable major issue, it’s a decent sample only missing a couple of other frequently absent pieces and suffering from one other common cosmetic complaint.  Continue reading

Ebay – Incomplete Kenner ALIEN with Dome.

Here’s something you need to spend your hard earned cash in the midst of a pandemic. A forty year old Kenner ALIEN toy with bits missing going for top dollar on eBay. It’s old and a little messed up, missing a few parts – but at least it has the all important dome on its head. Excellent! It’s also only US$449.99. You know you really want this in your life, right? While the presence of the dome is welcome, even that comes with a caveat. It’s a little blemished and scratched. Imperfect, to say the least. Much like the rest of the figure. It will raise the value of the toy but US$445.99 really is top dollar. For that kind of money you can purchase one in perfect condition and if you are lucky, one in a box. This figure unfortunately falls well short of that lofty price tag. Let’s make a closer inspection of this old toy. He’s still a wonder to behold, after all. Continue reading

eBay – 1979 Kenner ALIEN Poster for Sale.

UPDATE: This item is now sold.

Here’s something I’ve not seen in a while – I guess not for about a month, actually.  It’s a 1979 Kenner ALIEN toy inclusion poster for sale on eBay. This one is Super CHEAP! …and being sold for a paltry US $59.88! MYERS BARGAIN BASEMENT SALE MATERIAL!These vintage B&W items are relatively uncommon, appearing on eBay once a month or so. As such, these double sided posters tend to fetch prices much higher than this item advertised for US$60 and frequently do break the three digit ceiling. Fetching an excess US$100 isn’t unusual or unheard of for a copy of this single sheet. In which case, why is this sample so (relatively) cheap, then? Continue reading

Jauce – 2 Kenner ALIENS for Sale in Japan.

UPDATE: This auction has ended.

Here’s something you don’t see too often, a pair of 1979 Kenner ALIENS, with boxes and posters for sale in Japan with bidding starting at 50,000 yen (About US$470). The vendor doesn’t post internationally but these two can be purchased via a proxy, Jauce.com, who will act on your behalf, place your bid and send the goodies to where ever you want in the world should your bid win. I’ve never used the Jauce service so I don’t know anything about it. I understand it may be necessary to ensure you have adequate funds in an account with them prior to bidding. I don’t know anyone who’s used the service before, either. Nonetheless, this is a near complete set of two Kenner ALIEN toys, including boxes up for grabs. One figure is complete while the other is only missing the dome. The boxes do look a little rough around the edges and knocked around for sure; but the posters appear to be OK. If you are familiar with using Jauce and would like to land – not one, but two – 40 year old Kenner ALIEN toys including all too valuable boxes with posters for the low, low price of one, then this is your big moment to bid!

-Windebieste.

eBay – Kenner ALIEN Arm for Sale.

UPDATE: This item sold before auction and is no longer available.

If you are looking for a replacement arm for the 1979 Kenner ALIEN toy, one has become available for auction on eBay, starting at US$4.99.

It looks to be a decent piece with all fingers and elbow spur attached. The neoprene anchor has been broken so the remains of the severed stump still float inside the arm, making it incomplete. The limb appears to have a stain or coating on it and this may indicate the arm was originally from a figure made in Canada. This is difficult to verify by looking at the images but my suspicions are raised in this regard. The general color of the styrene the limb is cast also appears to be a shade lighter than similar figures made in the US in 1979, so I am leaning towards the possibility this limb is originally removed from a Canadian version of the toy. If this is the case, any difference will only be obvious when the limb is actually attached to a US figure. It will appear to be lighter than the dark gun metal grey the rest of the toy is made of; and potentially be mismatched and look out of place. Continue reading

eBay – 1979 Kenner ALIEN – with Repro Parts.

UPDATE: This item was ended by the seller because it is no longer available.

Here’s something you will want to be very aware if you are seeking to purchase one of these old vintage toys. It’s a 1979 Kenner ALIEN for sale on eBay right now for US$400. It’s a lot of money for an old toy and you’d want to be sure of getting something of high quality for that price. Sadly, this item falls well short of any of these aspirations. Let’s take a closer look at this figure and find out what you’re getting for your money on this item.Firstly, we’ll start with the fact this figure is populated with half a dozen reproduction parts. All the pieces that are frequently missing from these old toys are replaced here with facsimiles. The head carapace, the upper and lower tongue pieces, the teeth on the upper and lower jaws; and the dorsal crest are all replacement pieces. Without getting into any debates about whether these forgeries are worthy or not they simply do not add value to the figure. While such bootleg replacement parts do make the figure “feature complete” this doesn’t change the fact these are counterfeit replacement parts and are completely valueless. At least the vendor has made the responsible action of declaring the presence of these reproduction parts. If only this figure’s problems ended there. Let’s delve deeper and determine the overall quality of the figure itself. Continue reading

UPDATED – Bootlegs, Knock Offs and Other ‘Illegal Aliens’.

It pains me to say it, I haven’t added anything to HIDEOUS PLASTIC’s section dedicated to bootleg and unlicenced ALIEN toys and action figures for a while.  A long time, actually. Today, I have corrected this oversight and had the joy of adding a set of ten images of Mexican bootleg ALIENS figures to this section. Featured in these new images are bootleg samples of the Queen, Scorpion, Gorilla and Bull Alien toys. These four blister carded oddities are derived from Kenner ALIENS products of the 1990s. At only three inches tall, these figures are diminutive and considerably smaller than the five inch Kenner items they are sourced from. As such, these twenty plus year old items are rare and very difficult to find today. Furthermore, this is a complete carded set, making it a great privilege for me to be able to post these photos on the site.

Thank you Marc Cawiezel for sharing your images of these strange aberrations with us all. You’ll find them towards the bottom of this page dedicated to this outlandish and lurid stuff. Brilliant! Hilarious! Awesome! There’s a simple truth behind it all. I love weird junk.

-Windebieste.

eBay – 1979 Kenner ALIEN in Unopened Box.

UPDATE: This listing was ended by the seller because the item is no longer available

Here’s a neat 1979 Kenner ALIEN toy still in its boxed and in display in an acrylic case with an Action Figure Authority grading up for grabs on eBay for US$3,450. The vendor has responsibly provided images of all six sides of the box. That’s always welcome as undocumented problems with the forty year old box – especially the underside – are easily missed. Here, that’s not a problem and that’s a good thing as the package is fully documented with photos of all sides of the box.

The AFA rating on this item is 50 (B60 W50 F80). The low figures on the condition of the (B)ox and (W)indow will determine the overall 50 rating rather than the (F)igure itself. Loose figures in excellent condition are relatively common but packaged items are in shorter supply, especially unopened items such as this. As the box is what is important here, that’s what will ultimately determine the overall rating. The box shows clear creasing on the front window corners and is noticeably rough around the edges with visible bruising. These imperfections will significantly lower the score. Nonetheless, a four figure price tag on this item is expected but at US$3,450 this is definitely sitting at the maximum upper limit of what you would expect to pay for this item. If the entire package was in immaculate condition you can expect this price; but alas, this box is not in a pristine state and the high price is outlandish even for one of these notorious figures, even if it is unopened. No doubt the vendor is farming for a Best Offer price and in time this item will sell.

-Windebieste.