eBay – Kenner ALIEN Toy for Sale.

UPDATE: Sold for US$122 (8 bidders.)

Here’s an ideal sample of the Kenner ALIEN toy if you’re looking for something to renovate. This figure is missing a few parts but he’s an ideal candidate for some work that can restore this forlorn grub monkey into a decent piece, worthy of display. He’s listed for auction on eBay right now with bids starting at US$49.99.He’s missing the usual pieces, the head covering, dorsal crest and tongue pieces but the rest of him is there – it just needs a little attention. It won’t take much to take this severed limb figure and make him a hit piece in anyone’s collection. A good clean and re-attach that right arm is a good and simple way to get him look fantastic again. Even the glue residue on his back where the crest is supposed to sit may be aged and perished enough to fall away with some careful chipping with a screwdriver or similar tool. A figure in this sad state may easily become a centerpiece on your trophy shelf and is well worth any bid you may make on this fellow. He’s a beauty and would typically sell for around US$120-US$150 mark, even in this dilapidated, broken and rundown state. There’s a biomechanical gem in the rough here that just needs a little polishing. He’ll still be missing a few parts but those can be tended to at a later date.

-Windebieste.

Video Review – Lanard Toys ALIEN by Kaiju King.

Here’s a superb unboxing and video review from The Kaiju King featuring Lanard Toys ALIEN Collection series. There’s a lot of joy to be taken from this video as this young lad – whose name I didn’t quite catch –  unpacks and provides his appraisal of his new toys.

I watch a lot of ALIEN action figure and collectible reviews on YouTube and this one has definitely become a favourite. Just about every other video I’ve seen features adults reviewing adult ALIEN collectibles. It’s refreshing to see such a young child evaluating ALIEN toys that are actually appropriate to his age group. Hey, there’s nothing wrong with adults messing around with such playthings on camera, either; but this young fellow hits all the right points including some critical evaluation towards the end. Fun stuff. Great job there, Kid. More videos from you about upcoming Lanard ALIEN toys will be greatly appreciated.  More, please!

-Windebieste.

HIDEOUS PLASTIC Copies Now Arriving.

Copies of HIDEOUS PLASTIC – In stores everyone can hear you scream have been arriving in customers and contributors mailboxes. These have taken a little longer to arrive but they have made their way across the Pacific and are now being delivered. So far, the response and feedback has been very favourable. Those of you who have received a copy, please keep in mind I have no promotional undertaking for this book. It’s outside my ability to justify an expensive awareness raising exercise on the small production run of only five hundred copies. From this point onward, I will be relying heavily on word of mouth to spread News of its existence. So please, if you’re satisfied with the content of this publication, do take a minute or so to spread the word; in any way you choose to do so would be greatly appreciated.

Also keep in mind, this volume, while focusing tightly on the 1979 Kenner ALIEN toy, is intended to be the first volume in a trilogy dedicated to ALIEN action figures released during the past forty years. For that greater and more ambitious goal to be realised, this book has to be a success.

Thank you everyone who has purchased this book. I look forward to all feedback and any publicly released reviews you may choose to post. For those of you who are curious and want to know more about its contents, here is information about this book and the unusual toy it explores and celebrates.

This unique publication can be purchased directly from the author on eBay. Copies are posted from Australia.

-Windebieste.

eBay – Degraded Kenner ALIEN for Sale.

Sometimes, peoples’ expectations of what of these old Kenner ALIEN toys are actually worth is way outside of what the real world will deliver. I’m not talking about pristine boxed samples of the toy being listed for figures in excess of two thousand US dollars. That’s become the norm. I’m referring to seriously sub-standard items like this one currently available on eBay listed with a price tag of US$495. To think at one point, these things were discounted to US$4.95 to clear unwanted stock – and that reduced price point included the figure in an unopened box. Just look at this forlorn old toy and ask yourself how is US$495 even expected? This figure is in below average condition and for the price being asked, you can purchase an excellent sample of this very same toy that will include the box AND poster. This one has a shopping list of problems you will want to be aware of before forking out nearly US$500. Let’s take a closer look. This is going to be fun!

Starting at the head, the dome is missing. Also missing are both halves of the tongue and the upper set of teeth, leaving only one of all four mouth parts remaining. This means altogether the head is missing no less than four of five pieces that should be present. As the spine of the back of the toy is also missing, that’s a total of five parts missing. That’s a hefty tally of essential parts gone AWOL. So far, this does not look good. But wait! There’s more! Let’s delve deeper into this incomplete figure for sale Continue reading

eBay – Average Condition Alien for Sale.

UPDATE: This listing was ended by the seller because there was an error in the listing. It has since been relisted. UPDATE 2: This item is no longer available.

Enough talk about these silly Mexican bootleg ALIEN toys. It’s time to get serious again! What can be more serious than illegally manufactured product from another country making it’s way into your hands? How about an average quality four decades old Kenner ALIEN toy featuring multiple missing parts being sold on eBay for US$300. “What? An incomplete forty year old toy for sale for that MUCH..? Are you serious?!” you may well ask. Yup. I’m serious. The link is live. Go check it out. Buy it if you want it. This particular sample is missing at least four parts. The dome on the head, both parts of the tongue and the crest on his back. These features are frequently absent from these old toys and indeed they’re all missing from this sample. He’s a little dusty and a good clean wouldn’t hurt, either. Nonetheless its arms, legs, head and tail are all present and attached making this condition very common. For me this combination of commonly missing and present parts in this arrangement defines what constitutes an “average condition” Kenner ALIEN figure. There are many, many of them out in the world sharing this similar state but is he worth US$300, though? Continue reading

Video Review – Bootleg Rebor Broodlord X-Rex.

While we’re on the topic of bootleg ALIEN toys and figures it is good to note Mexico still has a healthy clandestine bootleg toy industry today, churning out dodgy product as wild as ever. Let’s celebrate with a video appraisal of the recently released (2020) unlicenced Broodlord X-Rex Alien/Tyrannosaurus hybrid made by Rebor, bootlegged by an unknown Mexican manufacturer and fully narrated in Spanish by Senor Myers. What? Yeah. I’m not exactly sure I understand what’s going on here, either. Anyway, here’s the video. Enjoy.

I don’t understand a word of Spanish but I do understand this one amazing piece – well two pieces actually – when you include the removable Predator mounted on its back. I reviewed the original Rebor Broodlord X-Rex earlier this year. I love it. I also love this outlandish overdose bootleg in all of its strange splendor.

Now, for the real question: How do I get my hands on one of these lurid things?

-Windebieste.

UPDATED – Bootlegs, Knock Offs and Other “Illegal Aliens”.

It’s been a while since I’ve updated the section dedicated to Bootleg ALIEN action figures. What better way to do so than add a selection of photos of one of Mexico’s favourite and most frequently bootlegged Alien characters, the Scorpion Alien. The expanded, enhanced and updated celebration of lurid product can be viewed here.

This wonderful selection of new images is used by kind permission of their owner, Horacio Narvaez. That’s a mighty fine collection of incredibly weird and wonderful stuff you have there, Sir. I love it; and thank you for sharing it with us all. Anyway, the page has been updated in general with some reorganising along with other new information.

-Windebieste.

Video Review – Hachette ALIEN Public Test.

Fellow ALIEN enthusiast, Baptiste Coudert, has acquired a test run of the first four issues of French publisher Hachette’s ALIEN partwork kit for review. This is an upcoming product currently undergoing testing in France. This item is not yet available but when released, this subscription based kit will allow buyers to construct their very own 1.2m (half actual size) articulated Alien. Exciting stuff! Let’s check it out in this detailed review – which in all actuality serves also as a preview of what you can expect when this series becomes publicly available. At least in France.

So there you have it. So much revealed in this video alongside the first four issues of DIY half size ALIEN space monster! Electronic parts. Lights. Remote controls. DVDs. Bonus 15cm high resin statue… Oh, my. I wonder what else will be featured in upcoming issues aside from much anticipated loose body parts? This is going to be a treat! Thank you once again, Baptiste, for taking the time to provide us all with an insight into the contents this upcoming publishing line has to offer. Hachette may be on to a winner with this subscriber kit. At the very least, it looks to become a very unique addition to anyone’s ALIEN collection. At four feet tall when completed, that’s not talking about it lightly, either.

No release information, distribution or pricing details are yet available for Hachette’s ALIEN partwork kit. Let’s hope for a global release.

-Windebieste