Toyworld Re-Stocks Lanard ALIEN Toys.

It appears Australia’s largest toy retailer, Toyworld, have re-stocked Lanard Toys ALIEN Collection series toys. Available here once again are the 7 inch Special Edition items:  Drone, Warrior and Runner Xenomorphs. Each lurid and wonderful item inspired by ALIEN comics and other media is available online for Au$27.99 (plus postage). This is the 2nd ’round for this set of Lanard ALIEN figures appearing in Australia’s Toyworld; and it’s a welcome return. We don’t see much in the way of ALIEN content released here. You won’t find ’em at TARGET. They just never get stocked. You’ll have to rely on specialist stores or importers to get anything related to ALIEN stuff in this country – and it’s ALWAYS a lot more expensive. While it’s great to see this series back at Toyworld, I still hope to see the recently released Glow in the Dark interpretations also be released at Toyworld at some point. I have had assurances that will happen. Eventually. Sort of. Maybe… Who knows at this rate, right? Anyway, I’ve had this trio of Special Edition toys for some time now and reviewed them. Grab a set for your kids. After all, these are intended as toys for children and not just fake toys for collectors to hoard in pristine boxes and deny their kids the opportunity to even touch them. Give your kids some Lanard Love, I say. Give ’em some face ripping space monsters of their own they can cherish dearly. These things are great!

-Windebieste.

eBay – Unopened Kenner ALIEN Box for Sale.

Looking for a substantial discount on your next Kenner ALIEN purchase?  Well, bad luck. You’re forty years too late. This vintage Kenner ALIEN toy still inside it’s unopened box is now worth a lot more than what it was originally sold for back in 1979. It is now being offered by its seller on eBay for a respectable US$1999.99. This is a fabulous item wearing its curious four decades old Kenner ALIEN toys history prominently on the upper right corner of the box. The discount price sticker displayed on this sample attests to how these children’s toys were originally intended to be sold for US$14.97 only to be later marked down and sold for the discount price of US$4.97 each. The substantial ten dollar clearance sale reduced the original sale figure of the toy down to under five US dollars. This would have occurred sometime during late 1979 (or early 1980s) and is documented on the label. Such discounts were common for these grotesque Kenner toys when they failed to live up to the sales figures of their exceptionally more popular Star Wars brethren. Tens of thousands of these ALIEN toys were sold in this manner mark down sales to clear dead stock forty years ago. My, has their valued climbed once again to lofty heights! Continue reading

Mexico Bootleg Godzilla Xenomorph.

Images have been circulating online recently of new Mexico bootleg ALIEN toys. These appear to be themed along a hybridisation of Godzilla and a xenomorph. At this point, I’ve seen at least two different variants, silver painted and a more “bronze” painted version. As is always the case with these clearly unlicenced, outlandish nonsense from Mexico, no manufacturer details, pricing or availability is known to me other than the fact these lurid things are 8 inches tall and definitely belong in the crazy box. Nothing here makes any sense. Just imagine the size of the facehugger that attacked… Godzilla? Hilarious!I am hoping to have a sample for review at some point in the not too distant future. This weird stuff does take some hunting down but I hope to acquire one as soon as possible. That will be at least six weeks away, at the very best as shipping from Mexico to Australia is always a lengthy exercise. I am looking forward to having one on hand and adding it to my collection of loopy unlicenced Mexican ALIEN items very soon.

-Windebieste.

Kenner ALIEN Poster for Sale.

Are we having fun yet, kids? How about checking the price on this forty year old B&W ALIEN poster from 1979. Currently, it is for sale on eBay for the hilarious price of US$274.99. Wow. Now that’s funny, hey! It’s got to be a joke, right? Probably not; but it’s worth a giggle if nothing else.Personally, I find this expectation on part of the seller very amusing. While this item is for sale in the US, let’s see how much it translates into currency where I live, in Australia. hmmm… The international currency exchange rate is in an outstandingly bad situation right now, so let’s have a good laugh here… Continue reading

Windebieste’s Winter Workshop.

It might not exactly be Santa’s Workshop, but this was a great evening. Sitting in front of an open fire, assembling old 1979 Kenner ALIEN toys. Ah, this was a fine evening, too. Perched by an old wood heater with a soundtrack provided by Triple J, Australia’s offensive language laden national youth radio station, as supported by the Federal government, restoring ugly ass old toys and returning them at the very least to a semblance of their former splendor. Perfect.

I should do this more often. Sit in my old chair in the middle of winter with a pair of pliers on hand along with three meters of 3mm bungee cord, trimming it down to re-assemble these old toys from disassembled samples and parts. Despite the unbridled nonsense currently taking place in the world and constantly encroaching on us all – that is, war in Europe, a pandemic that refuses to go away and rising interest rates that affect us all – it’s great to just time-out and sit by the fireside and assemble some weird old children’s toys that no one wanted back in 1979.

I’ve become proficient in restoring these wonderful forty-plus years old ungainly children’s play things, too. That assembled sample you see in the image holding a pose with ease? Yeah. He’s a nice piece of work, fressh off the “production line”. The other item you see strewn upon the table, in pieces? Sure. He is now successfully rebuilt and rehabilitated, standing with ease among all the other old Kenner ALIEN toys in my collection. I’ve become efficient at putting these things back together. Fun evening, for sure. Definitely going to do this again before Winter times out.

I did write and publish a book about these old toys. Documenting a complete history of the 1979 Kenner ALIEN toy, it also includes a comprehensive section on how to rebuild one of these nefarious action figures.You can currently purchase a copy on eBay. Published in Australia in 2020. Posted globally. Au$30 (about US$20), plus postage.

-Windebieste.