eBay – Kenner ALIEN Poster for Sale.

Original double sided B&W posters for the 1979 Kenner ALIEN toy appear on eBay frequently. One has just been listed on the service for US$139.99. These posters are ideal additions to a collection, regardless of the condition they’re in. This listing is a perfect case in point. It is certainly less than perfect condition but its flaws can still be made to highlight its value.

This sample is far from perfect. At more than forty years old now, it’s showing age and displaying marks you’d expect from a document of this vintage. Prominent watermarks, blemishes, stains and other degradations are present throughout the document. While this item is a long way from being considered desirable, this poster can still be displayed to take advantage and maximise its imperfections. After all, the poster lacks tears and other physical alterations. The clear signs of aging may be used to enhance the fact this is a genuine item, especially if mounted on black backing board and placed inside a window frame. Take advantage of this poster clearly showing its age and bring these imperfections to the fore. It then becomes an art object, a scarred survivor worthy of being hung on a wall, to be shown off as an obviously genuine relic of its era. That’s got to be a preferred fate to being stuffed inside a box once again. It is after all, an imperfect organism. Nonetheless, a survivor. Unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of its collectible status.

-Windebieste.

eBay – Rough Kenner ALIEN for Sale.

Dirty, broken and missing parts, this rough condition 1979 Kenner ALIEN toy is being auctioned on eBay. The seller has commenced the sale at US$125. This item is priced accordingly as much of the figure is either damaged in some way or lacking in features. Nonetheless, at this price, the four decades old toy will sell without too much problem.

This rough looking Kenner ALIEN may need some attention but there’s a good figure buried beneath all of his many issues. Sure, he’s missing the usual parts. The dome, shoulder crest and both halves that comprise the tongue are all absent. His poor condition extends well beyond these missing features. The paint on the head and chrome teeth are all scratched and damaged. Not much can be done about those but other areas can hold hope to be addressed. For example, the dust can easily be washed off the figure with a kitchen sink filled with hot water and a toothbrush. Other issues are more significant. Continue reading

Hachette Partworks – 2023 ALIEN Release.

It looks like publisher Hachette Partworks isn’t finished with their half-scale ALIEN kit just yet. A page on their website has appeared requesting fans to register their interest in the subscription based publication which provides purchasers with weekly installments to “BUILD YOUR OWN TERRIFYING XENOMORPH!” hinting for a 2023 (re)release.

As the Hachette ALIEN kit has been available in Europe for some time now, it looks like the company may be expanding their customer base to other continents. Could the US be the intended target, here? 2023 could be a fun year for ALIEN collectors if this item does see a more global release. I’m hoping to see its eventual appearance here in Australia, too. I don’t know if that will ever happen but I’ve registered. I’m happy to support this company and have this project become available around the world. Sign yourself up to this tantalising release (re-release?) wherever you live. Show Hachette we want more.

Thank you Daniel Pin for calling this news to my attention. Sweet.

-Windebieste.

eBay: Classic Kenner Trio for Sale.

Looking for an instant vintage Kenner ALIEN and Star Wars collection? Up for sale on eBay right now are samples of our eternally endearing Alien friend along with a pair of 12 inch buddies, Chewbacca and Darth Vader. Despite the condition of each of these toys being less than perfect, the price tag of US$250 is still damn fine, especially taking into consideration each of these toys are sought after items from popular properties. Briefly, Chewbacca’s arms are both severed and he’s missing other accessories. At least  the left arm is included in this sale. You could probably hunt down a right arm and re-attach them both with little effort. The Alien is likewise features severed arms but again they are easy to return to the figure; which is also missing the ever elusive translucent dome and shoulder crest parts. It’s still an easy repair that will make a display worthy figure despite various other minor flaws including the missing left elbow spur. Darth is simply missing his light saber but includes his black cape, which is often missing from the figure. A great trio for someone to land. Maybe you would choose to be bold and attach the Alien arms to Chewie instead of the bio-mechanical torso they hail from? After all, the longer Alien arms would look quite menacing on the brown furred figure and can be fixed in place with as much effort. Xenowookiee, anybody? I’d love to see a Kenner Wookiee Alien, 2022 edition. Like their 1993 Gorilla Alien, only 16 inches tall.

-Windebieste.

UPDATED: Bootlegs, Knock Offs and other “Illegal Aliens”.

Freshly added to the section dedicated to unlicenced mash ups and other unexplained ALIEN merchandise phenomena is a series of images featuring boxes of Chinese knock off ALIEN Resurrection pseudo LEGO merchandise made by POGO. POGO, really? Yeah. POGO.

Astonishing box art for equally astonishing bootLEGO minifigs. I’d love to get my hands on some of these boxed items. You can find these new additions along with an assortment of other incredible and weird nonsense that has to be seen to be believed right here. Thank you Paul Snell for providing these images.

-Windebieste.