eBay – Kenner ALIEN and Box for Sale.

It’s New Year’s Eve and what’s a delightful lad with a joyous, charismatic personality and a heart full of adventure like myself going to do, tonight? Not much, really. I’m not in a social mood and will just stay at home and mess about on the internet. Maybe I’ll check out some 1979 Kenner ALIENs currently for sale on eBay. Here’s one for US $1,275. This is worth staying home for, right? ...right? Awright. So the truth is I have no social life. So what? Let’s check out this fellow. It looks like a decent figure, complete with all body parts present, maybe a little dusty but this coating is nothing some warm, soapy water and an old tooth brush couldn’t remove. The arms are loose at the shoulders on this old toy but that’s standard considering these sought after vintage toys are now in excess of forty years old and the anchors used to fasten the arms in place are made from neoprene rubber.They’ve long deteriorated and loosening is expected.

A box is included in the sale and it shows some clear signs of aging along with a little wear and tear that can’t be avoided. At least the red insert card is present. That’s a welcome sight as these internal features that aid in holding the figure steady inside the box are often missing. There’s a wonderful piece of documentation affixed to the front of the box in the form of a “LIONEL UNADVERTISED SPECIAL” discount price sticker displaying the original price of US$14.97 reduced to US$7.91.That’s almost a full 50% off the original recommended price. Such price stickers are often present on these toys as retailers attempted to clear huge volumes of unsold stock that nobody wanted four decades ago.

In this regard, it’s kind of crazy to think these old items can now sell for one hundred times the original recommended retail price. Had this box been in better condition and included the poster, then sure. It could easily sell for US$1,497. Doesn’t it make you wish you had the foresight and bought up an entire end-cap pyramid of these unpopular toys from K-mart in 1980 when they were discounted and retailing for less than US$10?

Anyway, Happy New Year to all my friends throughout the world. This past year has been kind of crap. Next year has to be better. Peace to all. 🙂

-Windebieste.

UPDATED: ImPerfect Organisms – Lefty Brett.

It’s Christmas Day and I am hoping all is well with everyone. What do I have for you on this special day? Something a little odd and unique. That’s nothing new around here. Nonetheless, here’s a sample of a 3.75 ALIEN Brett action figure. Notably, he was assembled with two left arms. Oh, lordy. This is too good as there are obvious gags that have to be made here, Right Brett baby? Right. Moving Right along now, you can find Brett is now documented among a selection of other Left of center ALIEN production errors, factory faults and QC floor sweepings in HIDEOUS PLASTIC’s section dedicated to such ImPerfect Organisms. I guess I have nothing Left to say on this matter except two Lefts do not make a Right. Right. ROFL. Yes. I had too much fun writing this post. Right. Merry Christmas. Right. Awright. Knock it off.

Right.

-Windebieste.

eBay – Kenner ALIEN Dome for Sale.

It’s been a few weeks since one of these head pieces for a 1979 Kenner ALIEN action figure have been available on eBay. One is available now, listed for US$299.99. This is a genuine, much sought after piece being offered here. Nonetheless, if you are balking at the prospect of spending three hundred US dollars on a forty year old piece of plastic for a toy that failed miserably at retail, feel some consolation knowing the seller is willing to accept your Best Offer.Kenner produced an estimated 150,000 18 inch ALIEN toys in 1979, expecting to match the dizzying sales of their previous 3.75 inch Star Wars range of action figures, two years earlier. A target that fell well short of any sales targets and killed off any future for the ALIEN production line, including a proposed production of run of 3.75 inch ALIEN action figures. Most of the surviving 18 inch tall ALIEN toys have since lost these domes with around 90% of them lacking this distinct feature.

These loose domes frequently fetch prices in three figures. This item will end up selling for an amount that will make non-collectors respond in head scratching wonder where the value lies. It’s not a perfect piece, either. Mild and light scratches are present and one of the tabs intended to (inadequately) hold the feature in place has been broken. So, while it’s not in perfect condition, it is still a significant piece that will contribute to fully realising the potential of bringing someone’s currently incomplete Kenner ALIEN toy to 100%.

-Windebieste.

UPDATED: Bootlegs, Knock Offs and other “Illegal Aliens”.

Today I expanded the bootleg section of HIDEOUS PLASTIC to include some rare Chinese made knock-offs of Kenner’s 1990s ALIENS colonial marines. Several carded and opened Samples of ARMY HEROES FORCE PEACE KEEPER action figures have now been added to the lengthy, growing list of weird and wonderful ALIENS bootleg toys and figures. During the 1990s, Kenner released a range of popular ALIENS toys which have since been bootlegged by various unknown manufacturers. Today’s addition includes liberally unlicenced interpretations of toy versions of Ripley, Bishop, Hicks and other popular ALIENS colonial marines characters. Confront the very Manly lt. Ripley! Witness the ultimate fate of Kenner’s USCM! Marvel as they are abducted and conscripted into the ranks of Dollar Tree style ARMY HEROES FORCE PEACE KEEPERS generic troops!

er… yup. I kid you not.

Thank you Marc Cawiezel and Brian D. for your kind permission to use these images.

-Windebieste.

Happy 6th Anniversary.

Today marks the 6th year I’ve been running this blog, HIDEOUS PLASTIC. Not too bad. Not too shabby, I say! Six years is pretty damned good considering the average lifetime for a web page is only three years. Well, so I’ve been told, anyway. Going strong now and no end in sight. HIDEOUS PLASTIC is here to stay and will continue to grow.

In six years, this modest site now houses a terrific range of content. Much of it is unique and I am proud of it; and I thank all the contributors who have made such a difference during this time. Also, great thank you to the people who visit this site. Keep returning as I do add content either to the front page or enlarge existing articles with new items. This is an ongoing process for an evolving site.

Originally intended to provide support for my book of the same name dedicated to the 1979 Kenner ALIEN action figure, HIDEOUS PLASTIC – In stores everyone can hear you scream (available globally on eBay for Au$45) this blog has since evolved into a much greater and larger endeavour. Substantial areas have been added and expanded during this time, documenting all manner of unusual and unexpected ALIEN action figures, toys and other merchandise. Articles range from exploring Kenner ALIEN product development samples & prototypes, factory product error samples and bootleg ALIEN figures to reviews and an array of other content. Most of these features can be accessed from the links appearing in the sidebar at right; but here’s some quick links to get you interested:

REVIEWS – Various ALIEN action figures and toys. Just what I can get here in Australia.
1979 KENNER ALIEN – Every known variant of the nefarious toy, first released in 1979.
1979 KENNER ALIEN REPAIRS – Need to fix your ALIEN toy? This article is a solid start.
1979 MPC ALIEN KIT – Information regarding the ALIEN model kit and its variants.
1979 KENNER ALIEN BOARD GAME – The vintage ALIEN board game and its variants.
ALIEN PROTOTYPE FIGURES – A depository of Kenner product development samples.
REACTION FIGURE GUIDE – A listing of Super7’s 3.75 inch collectible ALIEN toy line.
IMPERFECT ORGANISMS – An exploration of ALIEN factory seconds, faults and errors.
BOOTLEG ALIENS – Unlicenced and knock off ALIEN toys and other oddities.

A ton of great stuff to be found in those links, above. Make sure you take the time to check ’em out. These areas receive updates from time to time resulting in some very lengthy content dedicated to little known topics of ALIEN action figures and toys. I’m also constantly looking for items to add to those entries so if you want to make a contribution, please do so! Send me details and I’ll add them, providing appropriate credit. You can contact me: windebieste@hideousplastic.com

Aside from keeping this blog ticking over, a couple of other related Projects I am working on are in various stages of development. Significantly, HIDEOUS PLASTIC Vol. 2 is slowly coming back to life. Personal challenges and obstacles I’ve had to be overcome before I could even contemplate approaching this mammoth task are now behind me. I am now set up in my current residence with most of the house renovations completed which means I am now in the position to look forward to once again charging ahead with this Project. We’ll get there. We always do. Just had to get my personal life anchored once again.

To be more precise, Vol.2 is intended to document ALIEN action figures and toys spanning the years 1979 to 2000. Twenty years of weird and wonderful ALIEN toys and action figure merchandise from last century is expected to be around 300 pages of content. All of them, if I can. Including the odd resin and metal cast items that are difficult to find. It’s going to be an enormous task but I’m looking forward to the challenge.

Another project I have waiting in the wings and about to re-emerge is also very much alive. It will be much easier than writing and preparing a 300 page book about ALIEN action figures. Nonetheless, it’s true. “XENOMOFOS!” LIVES! This project was revealed earlier this year and is just about ready to resume my attention. It too has had to be put aside for the aforementioned personal reasons. The challenge is real. But so is my determination.

So 2023 is beginning to shape up to look very promising for the future of this blog. At least another year of HIDEOUS PLASTIC will be around to see it all happen. I am looking forward to ALIEN Day (April 26) next year and I hope to have more content for you then. In the meantime, please check out what this blog already has to offer. To be certain there’s plenty of ALIEN content assembled under this banner, gathered together in one place that you will be hard pressed to find elsewhere in this variety. Have a great day!

Six years online. Not bad. For a human. 😉

-Windebieste.

eBay – Kenner ALIEN and Repro Box for Sale.

If you are looking for a 1979 Kenner ALIEN along with a box – but you don’t care too much about the box condition or whether it’s genuine or not – one has become available on eBay. The seller has started bidding at US$49.95. While this listing does include all three critical components – the ALIEN toy, a box and a poster – it’s important to note that only the figure itself is original; and even that item is significantly removed from being in perfect condition. Let’s take a closer look at what’s on offer.Starting with the figure, because it’s 100% the real deal without any reproduction parts present, it does display a variety of flaws but the welcome presence of critical features such as the dome and the dorsal crest add significant value to the figure regardless of any problems it may have. But these flaws are definitely present and it’s worth being mindful of them. Continue reading