eBay – Kenner ALIEN with Mailer Box.

Kenner ALIEN toys with boxes released in 1979 are surprisingly common. You can always find them listed on eBay with just an easy search. What about such boxed samples of the toy that include the shipping box from chain stores? There, now that’s genuinely rare. One such sample has become available for auction on the service recently. It includes the action figure, original packaging and mailer box. Bidding starts at US$5,500. Lordy!This item would have been purchased via the JCPenny catalog and accordingly posted to the purchaser via mail inside the corrugated cardboard mailer box included in the listing. Such mailer boxes are very rare. This one is in great condition but the high starting bid is difficult to justify. If you are looking for a perfect condition and unopened sample of the nefarious Kenner toy at this price, this item will not satisfy your expectations. The blue themed package has been opened and the front window is loosening around the bottom of its frame. The figure itself is in fantastic condition, true; and the presence of the ratchet zip ties continuing to fasten it to the red insert card is testimony to this fact. There’s also a poster included but it’s seen better days with multiple undesirable creases though it. This item is far from being a pristine and unopened sample that such prices can command and the presence of the third party mailer box is a great inclusion in the sale; but it hardly warrants the overly high starting bid. It’s a great addition to be sure but to escalate the value of the Kenner toy to this level simply because some postal packaging is present is likely to raise more eyebrows than interested bidders.

-windebieste.

Hong Kong Bootleg Inspired ALINE DVD Cover.

A description from a Hong Kong bootleg DVD of ALIEN has recently been circulating on social media for a few months. While still accurately describing the events of the movie, the translation back into English is hilarious in the extreme. What happens when you feed this description through AI to generate some images? Justin Norman was curious and he “wanted to see what images AI would generate, based on that description. It’s wild AF.” and posted the images online. It’s at this point I figured out it might be fun to use those images – and the original Hong Kong English translation – to create a paper insert to be placed into a DVD case. Justin was very cool with the idea and here’s the result. Well, that worked out kinda neat, hey. This is great! Now I just need to find a badly dubbed Hong Kong version of ALIEN and burn it to disc as contents. If you want one of these paper inserts for yourself, that’s no problem at all. Below is the full uncropped image. It’s yours, if you want it. Just click on the image, a single image gallery item will open and it will then be ready to download. Feel free to use as you see fit as there exists no copyright on AI generated imagery. Have fun with this:

Thank you Justin for having the inspiration to generate the images used in this wonderful piece of weirdness in the first place. Oh, and here’s the description from the original Hong Kong bootleg DVD that was the source of all of this shenanigans.

“Space ship people get up from sleeping coffin and have eat. Computer woman find strange noisings on planet and astronauts find big elephant man who dead then find too many egg. Astronaut is possess by egg demon and new egg demon is come when eat bad noodle. Seven friends and cat all try to find egg demon before space ship go home but is hard working. Who will life to escaping? Who is bad milk blood robot? Scream not working because space make deaf.”

Fantastic stuff! As for the prominent misspelling of “ALINE”? That’s Hiya Toys fault. lol.

-Windebieste.

DEBUNKED! – Kenner Red Gorilla Alien.

Recently posted on the Kenner ALIENS Toy Blog is an interesting article regarding the existence – or rather, non-existence – of one of Kenner’s rarest ALIENS toys released in the 1990s, the extremely elusive red variant of the Gorilla Alien! It looks like there is a solid reason for this item’s scarcity. It never existed. So, for collectors who are agonising over why you can never find a sample of the rare red Gorilla Alien at toy fairs, second hand toy dealers or eBay, you can stop hunting now. You simply won’t find one. Eric Fisher has explored the non-existence of this decidedly fake figure along with several other suspicious items you may (or may not) be able to add to your collection. Sadly, this appears to be the case. It’s not real. If you are interested in anything relating to Kenner’s ALIENS toys of the 1990s, especially obscure facts and information on the toy line, the Kenner ALIENS Toy Blog is worth a visit.

-windebieste.