PPW Toys are bringing the ALIEN licence to the wonderful world of Russian matrysoshka nesting dolls.  Each doll in this set is of decreasing size and fits inside each other – kind of like how a facehugger fits inside an egg and an Alien chestburster fits inside your chest and a full grown Alien fits inside a space shuttle.  It’s a nice thought, huh.

This wtf news is exactly what you needed to wake up to, right?  This set of nesting dolls is currently available for pre-order from the manufacturer.

They’ll be retailing for US$25 when released, made of wood and recommended for children ages 8 and up.  What the fuck is it exactly with these manufacturers that think this shit is appropriate for 8 year olds, anyway?  lol.

Sure, these are cool, but personally, I think they should have gone with this design:

-Windebieste.